If Tumblr Was A City

• Hipsters: Would live in lofty towers high above the commoners
• Potterheads: Would run book shops and wand shops and enjoy their fun
• Sherlockians: Would run the police force
• Whovians: Would be lost in space and time somewhere?
• Shia LaBeouf Fans: Would make everyone else be afraid to enter the woods alone at night
• Homestucks: Would be a terrible street gang split into factions; gunning other ships down and anyone who got in their way
• Once-lings: Would be the creepy hippies who live in the park
• Supernatural: Would work in a garage filled with salt.
• Avengers: Would be running around in tight, spangly outfits playing trading card games.
• Submas: Would run and live in the subway systems.
• Hetalians: Would rule the country the city was in.
• Mass Effect fans: Would run the space station.
• Yu-Gi-Oh! Fans: Would inflict Penalty Games on the Avenger fans for stealing their gimmick of trading card games
• Pokemon Fans: Would not be in the city, they will travel country to country catching all kinds of pokemon to become the very best like no one ever was.
• Yume Nikkis: You'd never see them because they'd be sleeping hikikomoris all day
• Assassins: All living in one building, jumping off the roof into large amounts of hay frequently.
• Disney fans: Live in a castle on a massive country estate, or in the near vicinity of said castle.

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Final Fantasy: Pray - “Não Chora Menina” (“Don’t Cry, Girl”)

Portuguese

Não chora, menina, não chora mais
Um dia você vai saber
Na vida existe sempre a razão
E mesmo a tristeza tem valor

O que fez a l·grimas no seu rosto
É o carinho do seu coração
E a menina que sabe o que é o carinho
Vai ser mais linda, linda mulher

Uma estrela aparaceu
Sorrindo pra você, menina
E a menina que sabe o que é o carinho
Vais ser mais linda, linda mulher

Translation

Don’t cry, little girl, don’t cry anymore
Someday you’ll know
Life always has a reason
And even sadness is worth something

What puts tears on your face
Is the kindness in your heart
And a girl who knows this kindness
Will be a most beautiful, beautiful woman

A star appears
Smiling for you, little one
And a girl who knows this kindness
Will be a most beautiful, beautiful woman

firsthistoryman:

Sword pistols!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

from war comes crazy, as displayed here by these fantastic functional sword pistols from top left clock wise we have

a German hunting knife and pistol from made in 1546

a Spanish 6 shot revolver sword pistol from about 1620

and three shots of a rare Spanish Miquelet sword pistol from the 18th century

the two swords are flint lock and the hunting knife uses the older wheel lock mechanism. 

and they’re just plain bad ass!!!!!!!!!!!

And people said that gunblades were just something that existed in fantasy.  (Not that these probably fired well, but still.)

(via art-of-swords)

lokidokii:

dulcevh89:

stargazermaven:

Pay back

Awwww

MY HEART

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magicbunni:

pwennies:

whatisagorman:

for those not familiar with norse mythology, our bud loki once turned into a mare and got sexed by a giant stallion named svathilfari and produced sleipnir, an 8-legged horse

he also did it with a giant and she had three children- A giant fucking snake, A giant fucking dog, and an zombie chick

He’s very open-minded.

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MISC. Environments » Uncharted 2: Among Thieves (2009)

I love you Naughty Dog.  Even though I suck at your games….

Such beautiful environments.

(via fuckyeahuncharted)

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1974)

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Goddammit!

Who divided by zero again??

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aelora:

memehermetica:

It’s only a matter of time. 

Fucking losing it over Mousetrap.  I LOVED that game when I was little!

Mousetrap was the best game ever.

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secretofdurablepigments:

Spectacular Libraries in Europe. (via Mental Floss)

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