snowllux: snowllux: when you search corpses of people you worked hard to kill and they don’t have any money I FORGOT TO MENTION I’M PLAYING A GAME OMG
Rather than fighting for every woman’s right to feel beautiful, I would like to...– I don’t want to be told I’m pretty as I am - I want to live in a world where that’s irrelevant (via izzyinvisible)
jimmyjamjimjohn: rubywhiterabbit: One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again. ; A ; That’s just wrong.
The Problem with 'Boys Will Be Boys' →
For months, every morning when my daughter was in preschool, I watched her construct an elaborate castle out of blocks, colorful plastic discs, bits of rope, ribbons and feathers, only to have the same little boy gleefully destroy it within seconds of its completion. No matter how many times he did it, his parents never swooped in BEFORE the morning’s live 3-D reenactment of “Invasion of...
Yusuf Tazim da Istanbul: tumblino: tape breasts to... →
tumblino: tape breasts to lizard for instant success: Zodiac Mythical Races psych-facts: Aries: Werewolves- also known as Lycans legend has it that they were a race of people who could purposely turn into larger-than-normal wolves, but some stories differ saying that it was a curse that turned a human into a half-man/half-wolf monster without his consent during a full moon. Taurus:...
ssophoo: blightwalker: drtoof: it’s called the Xbox One because they took 359 steps back Best joke. everyone else can go home. Xbox go home That’s so awful, I feel bad for laughing,
loki-cat: panickyintheuk: stuffimgoingtohellfor: loki-cat: bandgeekingout: loki-cat: falakalak: loki-cat: robert has the best smile out of the whole avengers cast i’m sorry I can’t hear you over his glorious smile are you sure you’re willing to play this game? I am very sure That this game Is already lost oh so we’re going pg-13 now? hmm too...
while watching animated movies at age 2: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 12: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 20: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 200: hell yeah motherfucker
raptorific: You know, I love Dr. McCoy Because every time anything happens He has this look on his face like “at what point did this become my life”
Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
Period: Yell at a puppy.
that-disney-blog: there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
Hey, man. Nice shot.: thorsswagga: guardtristan: I... →
thorsswagga: guardtristan: I really love how there are people on my dash making pissed messages about the “tumblr might be sold to xxx” thing. Did you think tumblr pays the expensive servers it needs to host those extra large gif sets with fangirl tears or what? If you don’t want ads, you don’t want to pay for the service but you also don’t want the site to be sold to a bigger business then...
eridave: arsenickittenip: Woah hey so everyone’s freaking out about the whole Yahoo deal so I was like “okay I’m gonna go look this thing up then!” and look what I found!! “… let it continue to operate as an independent business.” In other words: Calm down people, Yahoo’s not gonna mess up your precious fandom blogging experience Source: [x] yeah okay please spread this around to the...